Look down at your belly with a panic-stricken look on your face and scream, "OH MY GOD, where did this come from?!!!?!"Failing that, make a similarly obvious observation about the commenter. "Really? You look white today."PS: Questions like this are why Twitter is useful. Just saying.(The password is "storag." It took me three tries to not type "storage.")
Why? So a whole bunch of losers could respond to her question? By the by, the new season of Californication totally stole my "Twatting" joke.Anyways, another good set of responses would be:"That's because I am pregnant.""You are remarkably observant. Like Sherlock Holmes, I would say.""Nah, I just love nachos."Or look them dead in the eye, shake your head sadly, and turn your back to them.
SO'S YOUR FACE!
In McBain's voice: "Dat makes two of us."
Look down at your belly with a panic-stricken look on your face and scream, "OH MY GOD, where did this come from?!!!?!"
ReplyDeleteFailing that, make a similarly obvious observation about the commenter. "Really? You look white today."
PS: Questions like this are why Twitter is useful. Just saying.
(The password is "storag." It took me three tries to not type "storage.")
Why? So a whole bunch of losers could respond to her question? By the by, the new season of Californication totally stole my "Twatting" joke.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, another good set of responses would be:
"That's because I am pregnant."
"You are remarkably observant. Like Sherlock Holmes, I would say."
"Nah, I just love nachos."
Or look them dead in the eye, shake your head sadly, and turn your back to them.
SO'S YOUR FACE!
ReplyDeleteIn McBain's voice: "Dat makes two of us."
ReplyDelete